despising v day

Valentine's Day is about to come in days which irritates me a lot and don't question me for the whimsical reasons. Hence, I shall despise the V day. You can call me the green eye girl but that's your mouth and I don't have the rights to stop you.
Gee...
If I don't ever get a date for V day, that leaves it to the 10 or maybe 5 reasons why am I still here.

Let's see how you people judge these reasons

If I don't ever get a date, that will be...

1. because I want to dig myself into the couch and searching for the bloody remote
2. because I don't want to get pregnant on the day where most women might ended up having sex
   
3. because I was playing hard to get and ended up sucking the grape alone
4. because I want to be a love murderer????
5. because I am tired of throwing plates to my other half

Ah...to the hell it is. What the heck am I crapping.

I shall watch lots of movies and movies where I'll try my best to avoid going out unless I have a date.