Cars parody

I found something stupid and it made me smile....

Damn articles. So hilarious...about cars

Automobiles

From the Latin roots "auto", meaning furious, and "mobile", meaning decorative structure, an automobile is any object that by its physical design evokes anger in those persons foolish enough to enter the. Automobiles are often equipped with rhino blinds, and the means to possess one of these metal transporters generally comes in a deceased relatives will.

Car CrIMeS

• AC ACiding
• Acura Attacking
• Ascari Arson
• Aston Martin Ashing
• Ariel Ambushing
• Audi Arguing
• Austin Assaulting
• Bentley Bombarding
• Bond Bugging
• Bugatti Burninating
• BMW Bashing (Black Mans Willy Bashing?) Sound wrong?
• Cabrio Crushing
• Cadillac Cremating
• Caterham Crappifying
• Chevrolet Crashing
• Chrysler Crying
• Citroen Chavving-up
• Daimler Detonation
• Dodge Demolishing
• Daihatsu Damaging
• Datsun Defamation
• DeLorean DeLoaning
• DeTomaso DeTeriorating
• Dome Defenestrating
• Daewoo Deconstruction
• Ducati Disfiguration
• Escort Exploding
• Exige Erupting
• FIAT Foregoing
• Ferrari Felacio
• Ford Firing
• GM Graffiti
• Gemballa Genociding
• Geo Geometry
• Golf Golf-ballifying
• Gumpert Gurgling
• Honda Harakiri
• Holden Hari-Kari
• Hummer Hummingfuck
• Hyundai Homiciding
• Infiniti Imploding
• International Incapacitation
• Invicta Incinerating
• Isuzu Infection
• Jaguar Jamming
• Jetta Jettifying
• Jeep Jittering
• Koenigsegg Korroding
• Lamborghini Lollypopping
• Lagonda Liquifying
• Land Rover Limping
• Lexus Lynching
• Lincoln Littering
• Lotus Licking
• Mack Masturbating
• Maybach Manipulating
• Mazda Mashing
• McLaren McLoitering
• Mercedes-Benz Multiplying
• Mercury Mocking
• Mitsubishi Misworking
• Morris Modding
• Mosler Murderizing
• Mummobile
• Nissan Nattering
• Noble Nulling
• Odyssey Oderizing
• Opel Overfuelling
• Pagani Panicking
• Panoz Pulverizing
• Porsche Pissing
• Pontiac Paralyzing
• Plymouth Placekicking
• Proto Motors Probing
• Reliant Retaliating
• Renualt Ruining
• Rolls-Royce Rampaging
• SAAB Slinging
• Saleen Snarfing
• Saturn Slashing
• Scion Sweeping
• SEAT Seeping
• Shelby Shivering
• Smart Smattering
• Spyker Spyking
• Studebaker Smoking
• Subaru Submerging
• Suzuki Smashing
• Tata Terminating
• Telsa Trashing
• Toyota Tossing
• TVR Torturing
• Vauxhall Vandalism
• Vectra Vandalism-Repitition
• Volkswagen Vaulting-pole-thing-spearing
• Volvo Veering
• Westfield Window-smashing
• Hummingfucker
• My Asshole

Damn those hilarious parodies. Laughing hard at it...