Thursday, November 20, 2008

Bitch

Holla!
Recently, I've made this 'research' through my observations. Well, before I begin, I would like to say sorry if I offended anyone and all these theories are based on my 'observation'. Non-whimsical observation. It is just for some thoughts of the day and questions for your self- awareness.

Topic of the ____ is (drum rolls please) BITCH.
Yes, bitch. Its BIT-CH. Bitch, in my definition, I would say that is a kind of attitude that is very annoying.

Nope, I've not encounter any girls that get on my nerves. Its something I would like to share.

To be honest, I just don't understand why girls said that they hated bitch when they can act like one.

Here are some groups I've made:
  1. Rarely Bitch
  2. Pure Bitch
  3. Realistic Bitch
  4. Dreamy Bitch
  5. Desperate Bitch
  6. He- Bitch ( for guys)
Rarely Bitch is a girl who does bitch but not always. They have their limits. The only thing they started to bitch is when other girls got their tails. On the appearance, she may look she is okay with it but once, the tail got bitten, she can be your worst nightmare. The devil that appear once in a blue moon.

Pure Bitch. This is the girl who bitch around 24/7. This is a very good example of a bitch. She doesn't hide it and she always wear it on everyday.

Realistic Bitch is a female, no matter girl or woman, who hit the barriers that block her ways to her dreams. She will sabotage anything just to get what she wants. On the surface, she might look ambitious but deep down, you just never know what are her plans to crash those walls down.

Dreamy Bitch. She has the dumb blond look. Best example: The movie "Mean Girls", one of them is in the Plastics group, she is the dumb one.

Desperate Bitch. Ahh..yes. This can be seen when one involves in a love triangle relationship. Usually, that girl will be the third party. She will make everyone to play her ways and make everyone spin around her till she gets her man.
Another type is when this particular girl desperately want attention so much that she tries to act as though she is a hot stuff. The wannabes I would say. Dress to kill all the rules. She gets the attention and we all just give her the support and let her be the hot stuff.

He- Bitch. Yes, heard of it before right? Ok, I steal it from Cleo Magazine. This He- Bitch is a male but..he has the bitch attitude like a girl. He has his own ego that made him one. The characteristic that can be found on him is:
  • He gossips like girls do but even worst
  • He thinks he is being sarcastic but he is hurting their feelings
  • He talks as though he owns the world
  • He is a real male bitch
Conclusion: For those who hated bitch, please be aware that you might be the one but you are unaware of it.

2 comments:

chris federick said...

Wow, i think i may got 1 he-bitch fren... he's kinda half- half and acts all diva-ish. Right?

瑜颖 said...

O..hmm
if u think the symptoms that i gave that really match him, then i think he is a he- bitch.
Right?