SHOCKINGLY JOKES

SHOCKINGLY JOKES.

Apparently, my email account got hacked by some anonymous. Well, that's ok. Then, the hacker started to spread an email under my name. Thank goodness, Aunt Kelly called me to clarify the whole email thing. I quickly do the whole procedure and start to basic. The worst thing of all is my password has been changed. Damn it. I can't even log into my MSN. I can't retrieved my contacts and my mails. Who could have been hating me?

To my friends out there, if you've received such message, I advised you all that it's best to ignore the message or leave no sympathy. Here's how the letter looks like.

Hello,

How are you doing today? Fine I presume. My reason for writing you an emergency mail is that I am currently in Perth Australia to visit my ill Aunt in Australia, she is suffering from a critical uterine Fibroid and needs family support to keep her going, her condition is deteriorating and the doctor told me that she will under-go a surgery to keep her alive because her fibroid has gotten worse (70 pounds Large) and has done a lot of damages to her abdominal area.

They demanded for the sum of ($3500 USD) because they are inviting professional surgeons from Israel to perform the (hysterectomy) operation. I need a financial help of ($1900 USD) from you to complete the money for her surgery, The money i have on me is ($1600) and I traveled with little cash because I didn't expect things to be the way it is right now. Cant access my bank account here in australia perth. I really need this money from you soon because I am in a terrible and tight situation here, I have short time to get the money before the surgeons arrive. Even if you can't afford the whole sum, I will appreciate whatever you are able to come up with, because I don't even know your financial status before asking you for money. I promise to pay you back when I return.

I need you to have the money transfer via the name of my sister who wanna have the surgary done. the money should be sent via western union money transfer or Money Gram Transfer on the following details, this ways its easier and faster for me to cash the money here in australia perth

Reciever Name: MELINDA LIM
Address:Parmelia hilton hotel.14 Mill Street,
State:Perth
Country:Australia 6000

Test Question:For What?
Test Answer:Bills.

Please As soon as you send the Money i will like you to email me the Below Details as Follows...

Full Sender Name:
MTCN#:
Sender Country:
Amount Sent:

I am desperately waiting to read from you soon.

with regards
Danielle


For those who knew me well, I don't have a sister or a sister named Melinda. Second, I'm currently in Malaysia not Perth. Third, I don't have any relatives in Australia. Hence, after reading this, it was totally ridiculous and my laughter lasted for 10 minutes. Again, please do not send any money to the culprit might as well send it to the charity. That culprit can't access to the bank account.. I can't access my domain email. Wonderful experience of my life. A significance of a new life... virtually.

Aunt Kelly went on with the prank. Hopefully the culprit reply my aunt.

Please do add me in MSN once you've received my mail in FB and Friendster. Thank you. For those of you who don't have my email add. Kindly notify me. :)

Neon and Summer Beach and Candies

I was inspired by Neon from John Mayer and a high fashion model. Agyness Deyn.

neon light by daniellesustagen featuring Roxy shoes

Meanwhile, I have Summer Beach that is ready to rock the beach party!

Summer beach by daniellesustagen featuring Christian Dior sunglasses

I also have the candy colors inspired. Sweet and lovely although I am not a big fan of the pink which is one of the major colors.

Candy Dressup by daniellesustagen featuring Converse shoes

ANTMwannabes. Typical.

After watching 9 cycles of ANTM, cycle 12 had ended weeks ago. Few weeks later, I read the news that ANTM new cycle is looking for 5'7 girls to participate. Hmmm... I am around that range. So, I told myself why not try out just for fun. Who knew I'm the next top model.

Hence, I took passport pictures and profile pictures to try out.

My audition photos


One day, I got a call from TyTy. Oh my gosh. I went jumping up and down the whole house.



I got a called back by TyTy and I'm about to go for the audition. I met many girls there, although they are sweet but I'm here to win, not to make new friends. Then, it was my turn. I went in to the audition room. Oh my gosh, I see TyTy, Miss J and Jay. Ah... There goes the audition.





I entered this competition with hopes. It's my dream ever since I was a kid. I want this more than any other bitch in this competition. (This is what I told them).

Then, they had another call. I got called in. Yes. Finally. Almost there... yada yada yada.

Photo shoot was like okay. Jay said I did well in the photo shoot. During the elimination, I was shocked that I was in bottom two when Jay said otherwise. TyTy said that I've got the most potential but was lack of confidence while my rival has the beautiful face and doesn't know how to use it. In the end, I got another chance leaving my rival to go back home. I cried to thank her for believing in me again. Save!

TyTy said I shouldn't be modeling like this:




Instead, she gave me some modeling tips. Like hers:




Wonderful poses right?


I have a makeover where I went from long hair to short hair like Mia Farrow's hair in Rosemary's Baby as she said that it will featured my looks strongly. I'm proud to have that hair. I do really look good. During the makeover, there is this bitch cry and whine just to keep her hair from being cut. Jay Manuel couldn't handle it anymore till he told her to either quit or get her hair done. In the end, she get her hair done. What a whiny baby. It's just a hair. Hello.

Before

After

As the each elimination weeks go by, I started to prove to TyTy that I have the most potential and should be deserved to gain the title America's Next Top Model. As weeks go by, I stand out more with my personality and my strong pictures. I knew all the bitches are intimidate by me but I don't care as I'm here to win. All the judges recognized my hard work.

In the house, I've met this girl, she is nice and kind but she has problem with her disease. Then, there this bitch who is so obsessed with her. Talking behind her back, stabbing her behind her back and kissing the judges ass. I told that girl that it's not worth to fight for as TyTy do judge us in the house too. Who is bitch and who is not. That bitch do have problem with anyone in the house. She just keep disturbing us with her alarm clocks, throwing her undies to one of the girl and many more. She is sick! She's a combination of Bianca + Monique + Melrose + Dominique= Bitch of all bitches @ Queen of the Bitch @ Dobimonrose. That's what we called her. In the panel, she always kissing the judges' ass. Thank goodness, they didn't buy her kiss.

As weeks go by, the house left 5 girls and TyTy gave us a hint as it's about the time to fly! That had this people to come out dressing and singing Malaysia Truly Asia (they have to highlight the name Malaysia as some of the girls here are clueless). Guess where are we going??? Malaysia. The country with high fashion and colourful cultures. All the girls yell and scream. We packed our bags and headed to the airport. To me, going back to my country has definitely bring back my strengths and I knew I can rock this.

One of the photo shoot in Malaysia was dressing up in different races. I was wearing the Saree and before the shoot starts, Jay advised me that I should show my friendliness in the picture. So, I listened to him. At the end of the shoot, Jay said I was terrified and I felt so confident. Then, here comes the bitch, she was portraying Chinese. Jay said that her photo shoot is painful to watch as she didn't get the instructions and the mind seems to be lost. I felt happy for that friend of mine. Meanwhile, my friend was wearing Baju Kebaya. Her shots are great and she have such strong features. However, Jay told her that she is not giving her 100%. I felt bad for her.

During elimination, the bitch and my friend was called to be in bottom two. I got shocked. TyTy said that the bitch takes great pictures but she seems boring. Meanwhile, TyTy commented my friend that she has strong pictures but does she wants to be here? In the end, it was my friend who got send home. I cried. I hugged her and whispered to her that I'll get this title for her. I will. She went home sadly, leaving me with the bitch and another girl. She left me a note thanking me for being supportive in the house. She wished me luck. So, here I am. The final three. I'll beat that bitch down!

3 girls, one Cover Girl ad to go, a runway to kill and who will be America's Next Top Model. The competition is getting tensed. Oh.. Miss J will be teaching us on how to walk. Miss J is funny. He has the most beautiful legs. He is married to a woman by the way.


Who will be the America's Next Top Model? Could it be the girl who has all the potentials, Danielle? Watch the episode finale to find out.



My favourite top models. No rankings.

















Haha... Enjoy.

Settle down in a sofa with a popcorn.

Let the posters do the title. No rankings.

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I watched this halfway.

This man is funnyshit. Damn funny.

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I've watched the Fockers.

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British's highest grossing movie

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Stupid but hey, it makes you love those animals.

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Sad love *bisexual* story. Not gay. Fishing trips.

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Seriously, who would have thought that browsing the internet is so useful? What I meant was searching for the movies' plot and old movies that bring back my memories. Besides memories, movies that I tempted to watch.
Some are classic, some are stupid shits.
But, they are worth to watch even if it means all over again.